R.I.P. to the Fallen: A Funeral for Your Broken Vibrators 🥀🕯️

Let’s be honest: we’ve all been there. 

You’re in the middle of a moment, and suddenly… silence. Your favorite companion has buzzed its last buzz. It’s a tragedy. A heartbreak. A total mood killer.

But what do you do with the body? You can’t just toss a battery-powered friend in the kitchen trash like a banana peel (think of the environment, darling!).

At Haus of Toys, we believe every toy deserves a dignified exit. Whether they died of old age, over-excitement, or a tragic charging cable accident, it’s time to say goodbye with style.

How to Properly Dispose of the Dead (Eco-Friendly Style) 

Before we get to the party, let’s talk logistics. You can’t just bury these in the backyard. Most toys contain silicone, plastic, and lithium-ion batteries that hate the earth.

Surgery First: If your toy has a removable battery, take it out! Batteries go to special recycling bins (found at many tech stores).

Silicone Recycling: Some specialized programs (like RabbitRecycle) take old silicone.

The "Funeral" Approach: If you aren't sure where to go, bring your "dearly departed" to us!

 

You’re Cordially Invited: LE PETIT MORT ⚰️🖤

We aren't just talking about recycling; we’re throwing a wake. Join Haus of Toys at the legendary Madame X for an evening of mourning, release, and rebirth. Hosted by Red Light Disco and Haus of Muse, this event is made to lament our fallen vibrators and celebrate new beginnings. 

The Event: Le Petit Mort – Funeral for Broken Vibrators

When: May 10th, 7:00 PM

Where: Madame X, NYC

Dress Code: Funeral Cvnt. Think veils, black lace, waterproof mascara, and your most dramatic "grieving widow" lingerie.

 

What to Expect Behind the Velvet Curtains:

This isn't your grandma's funeral. We’ve curated a night to heal your soul and your libido:

Grief Yoga & Lingerie: Stretch it out in your finest black silk.

Rageoke: Scream-sing your favorite breakup songs.

Shame Release Ceremony: Let go of the baggage (and the broken motors).

Show and Tell & Drag Performances: Tributes to the toys that served us well.

Sex Ed & Mental Health: Resources to keep your mind and body healthy.

Wellness: Free STD/STI testing on-site—because safety is sexy.

Bring Your Dead! 🥀

Don’t let your broken vibrators haunt your bedside drawer any longer. Bring them to the event for a proper send-off. We’ll be there vending (with fresh, living replacements for your kit) and celebrating the cycle of pleasure.

It’s time to turn your "Petit Mort" into a grand celebration.

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Rest in Pleasure, old friends. We’ll take it from here.

Stay HoT, Haus of Toys NYC 💋